February 2012
You know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?
Actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away
So if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
This is beyond adorable!
"So I found this girl I want to make babies with."
Heard this while walking past some guys.
There are some super classy people at my school.
strike out everything you've done. →
Had Beer
Smoked an entire cigarette
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Wore a bikini.
Driven...
Just found that two of my favorite people to stalk have Pinterest.
Let the fun begin!